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“Who Did Your Wife Just Bone?”

June 3, 2009 at 11:44 pm · Jared Wade

Predictably, the sports media burned a lot of calories talking about the fact that LeBron opted to neither shake hands with the Magic nor give a post-game press conference after the Cavs got eliminated last Saturday. I personally couldn't give…

Slam Covers from the Twilight Zone

May 29, 2009 at 4:18 pm · Jared Wade

When Slam was first published in 1994, it was a godsend. I was a burgeoning hip hop aficionado and a bona fide hoops junkie at the time, and I still vividly remember buying that first issue with Grandmama gracing the…

Caucasion…So Caucasion

May 29, 2009 at 3:49 pm · Jared Wade

This thing is, in a word, amazing. But I never even knew Larry Legend was Indian. Great, they're even outsourcing NBA GM jobs these days? But now that I think about it, as a Pacers fan, I believe that might…

Pole Ponders Proposal & Brady Bunch Bolts?

May 28, 2009 at 9:35 pm · Jared Wade

It's no shock that Marcin Gortat, colloquially known as The Polish Hammer, is a huge fan favorite among the Both Teamsters Union. He's a giant, stealthily athletic white dude with a kempt beard and a bald dome who throws down…