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Edgar Allan Poe on the Knicks’ Loss to the Heat

December 20, 2010 at 11:05 am · Jared Wade

A somber Edgar Allen recaps New York's defeat at the hands of the Heat. (Unintentional rhyme there. Sorry. But I'm not going back to edit. Deal with it. *puts on shades*) I particularly enjoyed Poe's take on Amar'e snapping his…

Sitting Courtside

December 17, 2010 at 6:43 pm · Jared Wade

My boy Danny Matland is a helluva rapper. I've heard him freestyle live at parties and listened to tracks he has laid down in the booth, and the kid can spit. Here's an NBA reference from his latest freestyle (video…

The Revere of the Yao

December 17, 2010 at 5:48 pm · Jared Wade

Yao Ming has — another — stress fracture. His lower extremities have once again failed his enormous frame, and it now seems a foregone conclusion that he will never become a truly historically elite player. It's possible he will never…

Merry Christmas from the Kardashians

December 16, 2010 at 11:48 am · Jared Wade

I really hope I misspelled their last name. If not, I know more about this family than anyone should. Here's their Christmas card is the point. Lamar Odom is the tall black guy, which is really the only way that…

Great Moments in Facial Hair History, Vol. XIX

December 13, 2010 at 1:18 pm · Jared Wade

It's unlikely that any dunk by a bearded man will top Baron Davis' "put that in your flattop" destruction of Andrei Kirilenko. The frenzy that it created and the reactions of Adonal Foyle, Matt Barnes, Stephen Jackson and Mickael Pietrus…