Brook Lopez Goes Trick or Treating
My affinity for Brook Lopez is no secret. That probably goes back to the time I shouted it on a mountain. And probably the only thing I love more than Brook Lopez the human being is Brook Lopez the human…
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Chris Kaman Loves Guns, Explosions
Now that Sam Cassell is gone, Chris Kaman, former caveman,* is arguably the best really, really ugly player in the League. Injuries have tempered the hoopla regarding the potential of a guy who was formerly considered to be one of…
Guess Who’s Bizack? I Can Still Smell the Crack in the National Basketball Association’s Clothes
The NBA season is once again upon us and it has come to my attention that many of you don't waste your summers following NBA trades and free agent movement. So after seeing guys like Shaq in Cleveland, Artest in…
Great Moments in Facial Hair History: Vol. XIV
It's hard to believe that someone could shoot 1/10 from the floor and only score 2 points in their season opener and still be named game MVP. But Baron Davis's beard did precisely that. When asked for his comment on…
NBA Postcard Preview ’09: The Atlantic
Unfortunately, I'm not a professional NBA blogger yet. No, no. This nonsense is pure amateur hour. In my actual career, I'm a mailman. A letter carrier. A master of the postal arts. Il postino. It's not the best job, but…