True Romance
So apparently, this woman is truly, madly, deeply in love with Luke Walton and has been stalking him for a long time. (via Basketbawful via Deadspin) "He must have thought it was white boy day. It ain't white boy day,…
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Black President Bamboozles Girlfriend
My Grandma always said that deception is the best way to start off a marriage. In keeping with tradition, Gilbert Arenas did just that when he conned his girlfriend into asking him to marry her rather than propose himself. The…
Pierce Backs McCain?
I haven't spoken with Paul, but it appears as though he was expressing his approval of running-mate Sarah Baracuda's "platform" to Dubya while visiting the White House last week. Wocka, wocka, wocka. Meanwhile, one fellow NBA-fan cogently pointed out that…
Great Moments in Facial Hair History: Vol. I
First-ballot Beard Hall of Famer Mark Eaton tells his origin story (via TrueHoop): "I got a few stitches in my chin and the doctor said don't shave for a few days, so I didn't shave for about 10 years." A…
Yeah, Cubes
Apologies for the lack of activity around Both Teams Played Hard of late. As you can see, I've been pretty busy ironing out the details in the contract for our site's newest pitchman, Mark Cuban. Owner Mark Cuban said the…