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The Top 50 NBA Commercials of All Time

by Jared Wade on April 12, 2010 at 1:28 am · 8 comments

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In the Spring of 2007, I was just a young pup in this NBA blogging world. Since then, I have accumulated literally dozens of readers and made untold tens of dollars writing about the NBA, but back then the only people reading this blog were me and Drop Dead Fred. (He didn’t even like it … I just spammed his Gmail account with links to my posts.)

Then, on April 4, 2007, I did a post called “The Top 50 NBA Commercials of All Time” that got linked to from Henry Abbott’s new ESPN version of TrueHoop and a cavalcade of other NBA blogs that probably don’t even exist anymore and, like, 40,000 people showed up. Since my previous high in any day was somewhere south of 4 unique users, it was pretty cool.

Unfortunately, within the year I switched hosting companies and perhaps-due-to-nonpayment (who remembers really?), I lost pretty much all my old content in the transfer. It seemed like a bummer at the time, but honestly the commercial thing and like three other posts were probably the only not completely terrible things I ever did. Still, losing stuff sucks.

HOWEVER, through the miracle of the a tech-smart friend of mine, I was recently able to recover some stuff. And so, mostly because I want to put it back in my archives, I’m re-posting it as it was originally posted verbatim in April, 2007. (Thus, forgive the omission of any spots from the last three years that warrant inclusion.)

Additionally, this may as well be the formal launch of “The NBA Commercial Project,” which will be an attempt to gather links to video for every NBA commercial ever made. We’ll start with just these 50 and build on that. And that’s where I’ll need your help. Head over there and drop links to videos in the comments.

Just do it (wocka, wocka, wocka).

Check the full, original Top 50 after the jump.

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You Can Buy Wilt’s Mansion

by Jared Wade on October 12, 2009 at 8:56 pm · 0 comments

I’m posting this story about Wilt Chamberlain’s former home in Bel-Air once again being for sale for two main reasons. (via @NBAFanHouse)

1. I generally try to steer clear of mocking the random titillating* stories that crop up from time to time throughout the NBA because that crap is really none of our business. But Wilt was so overwhelming forthright and boastful about his forays with the females that I feel it’s fair game to excerpt the paragraph below. Plus, ya know, he’s dead.

2. LATimes.com honestly ran the below photo of Wilt’s house with the following caption that still has not been changed yet, although I presume it will be shortly:

The former home of Wilt Chamberlain, a six-bedroom house in Bel Air that was built in 1971, has six bedrooms. (Sotheby’s / October 12)

Had the ad wizards at the Times thrown in an “ironically” after “1971,” I would have have bet money that Brian Spaeth had recently added “copy editorer” to his resume.

But getting back to the sexy aspect of this whole thing for a minute, here is some other interesting bedroom-centric information contained in the story.

Many of what Chamberlain once called his home’s “kinky details” are gone, among them a mirrored ceiling in the master bedroom that retracted to reveal open sky and a Cleopatra-inspired sunken bathtub that sat at the foot of the bed. A downstairs “playroom,” where Chamberlain had a wall-to-wall water bed floor, is just another room, sans water bed. And the moat swimming pool, though still accessible through an opening in the living room floor, has been divided into three smaller bodies, a lap pool built into the middle.

For those of you scoring at home, that means:

Rings
Bill Russell: 11
Stilt Face: 2

Water Bed Floors
Bill Russell: 0
Stilt Face: 1

Moats
Bill Russell: 0
Stilt Face: 1

Who’s the real winner? Check and mate.

Wilt Chamberlain Mansion

* I Googled the word “tittillating” looking for its Dictionary.com entry because I couldn’t figure out how many Ts and Ls it had, and my search returned these basically safe-for-work “image results for tittillating.” If you look really closely, I believe that is scantilly clothed Margaret Cho on the far right … further proving my theory that Google is seriously, seriously slipping.

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