Raptors

Unfortunately, I’m not a professional NBA blogger yet. No, no. This nonsense is pure amateur hour. In my actual career, I’m a mailman. A letter carrier. A master of the postal arts. Il postino.

It’s not the best job, but I make it much better. I steal. A lot. I’d say that out of any given ten letters I pick up, I thieve seven or eight. And ya know who writes a ton of letters? NBA players. I was shocked too. But I’m talking, like, a ton. In fact, the only thing they mail more than letters are postcards. Yup. Postcards. They send em to everyone. They send them to each other. They send them to their coaches. People send postcards to them. And sometimes they even send postcards to themselves.

These are the ones I stole last week. (See also: The Central)

Boston Celtics

New Jersey Nets

New York Knicks

Philadelphia 76ers

Toronto Raptors

Known Associates: Brook Lopez, Celtics, D'Antoni, Danny Ainge, Hedo, Iggy, LeBron, LeBron 2010, NBA Postcard Preview '09, Nets, Papa John's, Rajon, Raptors, Robin Lopez, Sixers, Suns, The Rooster, Young Thad

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