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Patrick Ewing Jr.

Way to Represent the Big Fellas

by Jared Wade on January 7, 2009 at 7:18 pm · 0 comments

Some of you don’t have NBA TV. And for that, I’m truly sorry.

Because Tuesday Fan Night has now become the best series on television, as Gary Payton and Chris Webber (and even to my complete shock and awe, Ahmad Rashad at times) have crafted the most entertaining show these eyes have seen for some time (since Always Sunny in Philadelphia concluded its latest season probably for those of you not into unspecified generalizations).

Last night, I flipped over there just mainly to confirm the Hornets/Lakers tip-off time, but five minutes later it had become evident that none of the horrible games that were on could possibly be better than The Glove and CWebb show. Mostly, GP spends his time yelling out relative non sequiturs in a high-pitched voice and repeating them incessantly for the next five seconds and Webber enjoys pointing and mocking Ahmad while spending exactly none of his time looking near the camera.

That probably sounds horrible. But it’s actually the exact opposite.

Let’s go to the tape.

Borrowing a strategy from Payton’s player of the week selection, the best segment last night was a 1A and 1B tie between the Joe Johnson “in the grocery store people don’t know who I am” bit and the Top 10 Plays of the Week viewing, during which they unleash the fantastic “Hueh HUEH hueh” (that’s my spelling of their horrible French stereotype impersonation of Tony Parker) about a half dozen times and a reaction to the amazing Pau Gasol-led fastbreak that can only be described as soul-pleasing.

In addition to the high comedy, both guys clearly know what they’re talking about when it comes to hoops so they do also provide a poor man’s version of the astute, unique analysis that you get from Kenny and Chuck on Inside the NBA as well. This isn’t the best representation of that, but here is their interview with CP3 last night where even GP gets into serious mode and you can see Webber ask one of his signature, conversationally insightful questions (though he does even like to repeat himself on those quite a bit). Another example is GP’s throwaway line last night about how he thinks Andre Miller is the best PG in the East — something to which I was like “Really??” at first, then was like “Yeah, probably could be if you don’t fall for the young’n hype of Devin, Rondo, etc.”

(Although entirely unrelated to this Tuesday Fan Night discussion, Kevin Pelton of Basketball Prospectus had a notably fantastic breakdown of his “Best Point Guards of the East” yesterday, in which he lists Rondo, Devin and Jameer. Better still is that this is only his “Part I” so we’re likely to get even more in-depth stat stuff from him on these guys shortly. I’ll keep ya posted.)

In short, you need to be watching these guys. And if you don’t have NBA TV, just remember to check the Tuesday Fan Night videos on NBA.com every Wednesday morning. (And if you still haven’t already had enough of yesterday’s links for some reason, here’s their discussion on LeBron’s crab dribble, an interview with Ewing Senior and Junior and GP picking “his team” the Hornets to win last night)

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The Knicks Hate Their Fans

by Jared Wade on October 28, 2008 at 12:03 pm · 0 comments

Despite his agEHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHH dunk on Friday night, Patrick Ewing Jr. was cut yesterday. You know, cause they needed that final roster spot for Anthony Roberson, who by my calculations will certainly lead the Knicks to at least an additional eight more wins and definitely validate holding down that 15th man spot over the son of the most popular player in team history and all.

Here’s new GM Donnie Walsh’s sentiments on the the cut.

“It’s painful,” Walsh said. “You want people who people like.”

So why not just keep him?

For more on Walsh, who I think is a great executive, check this great article from New York magazine.

UPDATE: DIme caught up with Spike Lee down at the Kia NBA Tip-Off in New York’s Union Square today, and he is not so thrilled with the decision to cut young Ewing neither.

“I’m totally disgusted with the Knicks cutting Patrick Ewing, Jr. I don’t understand that. I don’t understand it. The guy can play. I mean he can play, he wants to play. You can’t teach that – somebody who wants to play, somebody who would go through a brick wall to help their team. And I don’t think that people count the fact that he’s Patrick Ewing’s son. Come on.

“I don’t understand that move. I’m not trying to blast Donnie Walsh of Coach D’Antoni, I’m not looking to blow up their spot. But it seems to me they could have found a space for him.”

Spike also sounds optimistic that LeBron will come to MSG instead of joining the NJ/Brooklyn Nets in 2010.

He wants to come to New York. He told me people are putting this stuff about him coming to Brooklyn because of Jay-Z. First of all, this Brooklyn thing is no wrap. That’s not a done deal. Hova’s his boy, but that’s going to determine where he leaves, if he chooses to do so.

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