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No Country for Old Men

YouTube Was Created…

by Jared Wade on July 28, 2009 at 4:15 pm · 3 comments

…so that I could watch Hedo Turkoglu spit bars in a Turkish posse cut/cell phone commercial along with someone’s grandmother, three faux-mannequins rocking bridal gowns, a female yuppie, a balding escalator-runner, some mustachioed dude and a tuba trio.

Confused? So was Hedo. Just watch.

And in unrelated news, Bill Simmons has a very good, two-part rundown of the NBA off-season (Part 1 and Part 2) set to the backdrop of quotes from Almost Famous, which is inexplicably his favorite movie of the 2000s. As I put it on Eight Points, Nine Seconds:

Bill Simmons’ favorite movie of the 2000s is inexplicably Almost Famous. I mean, it’s a good flick and all, but better than City of God, Anchorman, Adaptation., There Will Be Blood, X2, Children of Men, No Country for Old Men, Snatch, Old School, Ocean’s Eleven, The Assassination of Jesse James, 25th Hour, The Savages, Zoolander, The Wrestler and Thank You For Smoking (among others)? Everyone is entitled to his or her own opinion, I suppose, but that’s a pretty odd movie to choose as a favorite, especially if you factor in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Dark Knight and Iron Man.

Yes. I just quoted myself.

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No Country for Birdman

by Jared Wade on May 4, 2009 at 4:23 pm · 0 comments

There are few things in the NBA I enjoy more than Birdman. So I was delighted to read Kevin Arnovitz’s fantastic description of Chris Anderson’s defense yesterday. (via the terrific NBA Playoffs 2009 Tumblr, which you should all be following in addition to my less terrific, marginally more serious and occasionally updated Cacophony of Sarcophagi and Other Tales)

“Last week, we characterized many of Dwyane Wade’s defensive blocks as “horror flick” plays — just when you think Wade is out of the play, he comes in for the kill. Andersen is a horror show, too — only he’s not a furtive killer that we never see on screen. He’s Javier Bardem in No Country for Old Men, walking in broad daylight with a pneumatic air gun.”

Thus:

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