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Free agency is basically over so teams looking to improve must resort to the trading block. That’s why our A Walk Around The Block series will take a look at different aspects of the trading block, from players likely to move and teams that might make moves to reasons why these trades may happen and some fun trade proposals of our own. We start with Carmelo.

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Last November, with the Nuggets starting the season on a tear behind Melo’s scoring, there were talks of him joining the games elite, that Lebron/Kobe/Wade like stratosphere. Even the phrase”MVP” was being thrown around on occasion. Premature and idiotic as those talks were – and indeed, months December through April did well to silence them – one can’t deny that as far as marketing and reputation go, Anthony is a full-blown superstar.

Of course, whether he actually is on that level is another question. The “is Melo an elite player?” debate was widely discussed throughout the blogosphere over the past few weeks. (We miss you, NBA. Please grab this stupid summer thing by the nose and banish it forever). Statistical master wizard (it’s when you’re too masterful to be just a wizard, but too wizardy to be just a master) Tom Haberstroh pointed out over at ESPN Insider that Melo’s greatest skill – scoring the basketball – is overblown because of his less-than-stellar efficiency at doing so.

“Let’s first talk about Anthony’s shot volume. It’s not exactly a secret that ‘Melo likes to shoot the rock, but his propensity to launch shots may raise some eyebrows. This past season, no player in the NBA took more shots per minute than Anthony — not Kobe, not LeBron, not even scoring champ Kevin Durant.

It may seem obvious that a player worthy of 20 shots per game would have a healthy conversion rate. But in Anthony’s case, that’s far from the truth. Anthony, in reality, had a below-average field goal percentage (.458) this past season — and his career percentage (.459) is no different. (The league average is .463.)

The sharp readers out there will point out that traditional field goal percentage doesn’t reflect Anthony’s shooting ability, since he launches a healthy dose of 3-pointers, which obviously count more on the scoreboard. That’s true. But if you’ve been paying attention, you know Anthony is not a good shooter from beyond the arc, so that doesn’t help his case. As a career .308 percent 3-point shooter, his shot from downtown ranks far below the norm (the average small forward shot .349 last season; Melo shot .316) and any progress he seemingly made in 2008-09, when he shot a career-high .371, disappeared. Even if we incorporate the added point bonus of a 3-pointer, the Syracuse product’s shooting percentages are, at best, average.”

The should-be-writing-much-more-often Nick Flynt then added a twist of his own, dispelling the notion that Melo is such a deadly scorer by virtue of his jumpshot:

“While I was researching this information, it came to my attention that Carmelo is known as a jumpshooter (and credited with being very good from mid-range). I assumed this to be true, mostly from anecdotal evidence. According to hoopdata.com, Carmelo Anthony actually had the 2nd most attempts at the rim of any player last season (outdone only by rookie Tyreke Evans). This is the guy known to not have the “same drive as D-Wade,” as well as being called soft, and he gets to the rim more than anyone in the league (other than one great rookie) and is one of the best rebounders at his position.

The mid-range shooter moniker isn’t totally incorrect, however, as he shot the most attempts at 16-23 feet of all swingmen (same parameters as used earlier), making just above league average at 40%. He also shot the 4th most attempts from 10-15 feet of swingmen with those same parameters.”

Finally, the one and only Zach Harper chose to analyze Melo’s game like only he can, somehow simultaneously comparing him to Kevin Durant and to dance club trilogy Step Up:

“Aside from a PER, offensive rating and win shares, the numbers are pretty even all across the board. Durant’s TS% is also much higher than Carmelo’s but considering Durant just put together a historic season at the free throw line, I don’t think you can really use that against Anthony all that much. Win shares and offensive rating are fairly damning but I still don’t believe that it disproves Carmelo being an elite player in this league.

Look to the fourth quarter of the last three seasons and you’ll see that Anthony has been far superior to Durant in clutch scoring. Yes, Durant is still so young and doing all of this at the equivalent of being a NBA toddler but it doesn’t change the fact that Carmelo bests him in a very important area despite taking a backseat to the current popular opinion of who is better between the two.”

All three make very valid points. Melo’s value as a player comes from scoring the ball first, second and third. He is an above-average rebounder for his position, a below-average defender, and an around-average ball handler and creator, depending on the night.

But he is indeed an elite scorer.

Despite the unimpressive efficiency numbers and the undeniably accurate label of a “volume shooter,” Melo possesses offensive versatility that very few players have, from driving to shooting to posting up. And with the game on the line, and that big of an arsenal, there are very few other players, if any at all, that you would like shooting the rock.

Will He Be Traded? Should He Be Traded?

If recent reports are to be believed, Anthony – long hesitant to sign a 3-year, $65 million extension that is reportedly his for the taking – wants out of Denver. If this is the case, both sides have motivation to deal him before this year’s trade deadline rather than waiting for next summer when Melo will be a free agent. And indeed, the reports indicate that both Anthony and the Nuggets have come to terms with the fact that Melo will not be a Nugget by the time the 2010-11 season ends.

From Anthony’s perspective, the motivation is financial: though he is set to become a free agent at season’s end, the upcoming collective bargaining negotiations could restrict the amount of money he could make on the open market. The Nuggets’ extension offer provides Melo with maximum cash – but then, of course, he is forced to stay in Denver. Therefore, the ideal situation for him would be to sign the extension, handpick his destination (reportedly New York, but come on, we’ve heard this too many times before), and get traded there.

As for the Nuggets, it’s the famous “we’d rather trade him over losing him for nothing” strategy that the Cavs, Raptors and Suns chose to neglect this summer (although trade exceptions are pretty valuable, so I guess that’s more than nothing). If Melo is set on leaving, then deluding yourself with visions of grandeur and contention is a waste of time – might as well get the rebuilding going now.

All of which means that, at this point, Melo seems gone.

Of course, one must still determine…

The Asking Price

Anthony’s situation is intriguing because of his impending free agency: if his contract is coming off the books anyhow, trading him for straight up cap relief is moot. This means that the Nuggets could go one of three ways (or any combination of them).

1. Uber Cap Relief
As in, you give us expiring contracts, we’ll give you Melo and our long term contracts. This seems quite unlikely, since Denver has only 4 players under contract past 2011-2012, and only two of them (Al Harrington, Chris Andersen) make more than 3 million a year (the other two are Ty Lawson and Renaldo Balkman). So unless the Nuggets are really desperate to unload their mid-level exception signings from the past two summers, I doubt they go this way.

2. We’re Still Trying to Contend
Move Melo, bring in another elite swingman instead, and keep on going. Again, unlikely, because you can’t get a player as good as Melo this way, and with the Nuggets having enough frontcourt/craziness holes as is, bringing in a player who isn’t as good as Melo but who would expect the same role will probably mean implosion.

3. Bring Me Your Young, Your Draft Picks
Pretty self-explanatory.

I would assume that the Nuggets believe that option three is better than option two, which is better than option one. Young assets are probably the key here – no deal will get done without them unless it’s a no-brainer. Cap space takes a back seat to getting serviceable players, but if such players don’t arrive, I wouldn’t be surprised if Andersen/Harrington get moved, seeing how they have no value to a rebuilding squad. Of course, this is how we expect them to act – they may just go along as if nothing happened and try to contend.

The wild card here, though, is Chauncey Billups.

Chauncey’s contract has only two more years on it – $13 million this year, and $14 million next year. With only $3.7 million of next year guaranteed, dumping Chauncey seems pointless. But with a strong point guard prospect waiting in the wings in Lawson and the Nuggets in luxury tax territory, losing that extra Chauncey cash might be just alluring enough for a salary dump that exceeds just Melo. I predict that we see a full-fledged salary dump if — and only if — Billups leaves the Mile High City along with his All-Star teammate.

The Fits

Reports are citing New York and Orlando as those atop Melo’s wish list (where have I seen those two teams on the top of a wish list before?).  The Knicks have very little to offer beyond the promise of Danilo Gallinari and Anthony Randolph, however, and the only players Orlando has on the roster who don’t posses bloated contracts (either money-wise or length-wise) are Jameer Nelson, Dwight Howard, Ryan Anderson and Daniel Orton. I’d assume the first two are unavailable and the last two aren’t enough to haul in Melo on their own. Besides, predicting what everybody else is predicting is no fun at all.

If not New York or Orlando, who else could be in the running?

It has to be at least a Playoff team, and preferably a contender. Otherwise Melo might not re-sign, and they risk trading good assets for nothing. They also have to have a somewhat stable financial foundation if they’re taking him on after he signs a 3-year, $65 million extension considering he is a player who can’t win you a title on your own. And learning from the Miami experience, one presumes Anthony would rather go to a team with another young star who he can be buddies with.

That being said, let’s throw out some hypotheticals of our own, ranging from “the least crazy” to “Ron Artest.”

(Disclaimer: In no way do I think any of these deals will happen. I’m just having fun. If you can’t deal with that, stop reading now.)

Trade #1 – The Rockets trade Jordan Hill, Chase Budinger, Kevin Martin and two first round picks (Knicks in ‘11, Knicks in ‘12) for Carmelo Anthony

This is the “of course we can compete now!” trade for Denver, which sadly, may be very very likely. Martin comes in to replace most of Melo’s scoring, and while he can’t compete with the sheer volume Melo offers, he can contribute his points more effectively. Budinger fills in at the 3, either in front, behind or next to Al Harrington (both seem to be very good off the bench). Afflalo retains the role of defensive stopper, which is why the Nuggets probably don’t compromise for similar stoppers like Shane Battier or Courtney Lee, and insist on Martin. Jordan Hill and the Knicks’ picks are for the future, though if Denver is persistent, they might get Patrick Patterson instead of Hill (I doubt Morey gives up both).

As for Houston, you suddenly have a dynamic offensive unit, with Aaron Brooks, Melo, Luis Scola, and hopefully a healthy Yao Ming. You still have your defenders in Lee, Battier, Kyle Lowry and Chuck Hayes. You have either Patterson or Hill developing in the front court. In short, you have compromised some (but not much) depth and some future assets to upgrade from Kevin Martin to Carmelo Anthony.

Hypothetical Daryl Morey runs Barter Town.

Trade #2 – The Trailblazers trade Rudy Fernandez, Greg Oden, Nicolas Batum, Joel Pryzbilla and Jeff Pendegraph for Carmelo Anthony and Chris Andersen

The more I think about this, the more I like it.

Denver gets a prospect searching for a new home in Rudy Fernandez, a potential defensive star in Nicolas Batum and cap relief by exchanging Pryzbilla’s expiring contract for Andersen’s deal. Pendegraph is filler and anything he gives will be gravy.

Of course, the big thing here is Oden. I’m still a believer in the power of Gregorious – the “BUST” cries conveniently ignore just how good he was when healthy last year. Maybe a change of scenery can do him good. Even though every indication shows that Portland has been nothing but wonderful in treating Oden, maybe losing that pressure of proving he wasn’t the wrong draft pick will do him good.

This leaves Denver with a core of Billups/Lawson/Afflalo/JR Smith/Rudy/Batum/Kenyon/Nene/Oden. A core that combines financial flexibility with unlimited defensive potential (Afflalo and Batum in the wings with Oden down low? Gulp). Oden is a risk, but I don’t think any other deal approaches this upside.

As for Portland – Andre Miller, Brandon Roy, Melo, Lamarcus Aldridge, Marcus Camby. Yeah. I know. Even if this is too much 2005 Nuggets for you (Miller and Camby aren’t any younger), this is a no-brainer.

Trade #3 – The Hornets trade Marcus Thornton, Quincy Pondexter, Peja Stojakovic and Craig Brackins for Carmelo Anthony and Chris Andersen

As much as I hate conspiracy theories, this summer has taught us that they sometimes have credence. As such, I am including this scenario solely because of the Anthony/Paul connection. This Miami super team will probably affect the league more than we realize, with All-Stars choosing to play together over staying on separate sides of the road. Since the rumors insist that Paul and Anthony want to play together, and the Hornets possess both Peja Stojakovic’s huge expiring contract and all the leverage over the squad Paul plays for next year, Melo might just end up playing in teal.

But this is still extremely unlikely from Denver’s part, because they get so little. As I mentioned earlier, cap relief for Anthony doesn’t make any sense whatsoever, and even getting rid of the Birdman does nothing to change the fact that Thornton, Pondexter and Brackins are probably not asset-y enough to get it done, beastly as Thornton may be. Maybe adding Trevor Ariza when he’s eligible to be moved again will cut it, though I still doubt Denver would bite.

Finally, the craziest deal I could think of …

Trade #4 – The Bobcats trade Erick Dampier and DJ Augustin to the Nuggets; the Suns trade Jared Dudley, Jason Richardson and Earl Clark to the Nuggets; the Nuggets trade Chauncey Billups to the Bobcats; and the Nuggets trade Carmelo Anthony and Al Harrington to the Suns

This gets a little complicated, so let’s brake it down:

Why the Bobcats Do It
Because the Bobcats have always been win now, Chauncey Billups has always been a Larry Brown guy while DJ Augustin is not, and they were going to waive Dampier anyway. This makes Charlotte much better in the short term – pretty much a Playoff lock – which is all that matters to them.

Why the Suns Do It
Because this is Steve Nash’s last shot. And as much as they love Dudley and Richardson, Melo was made for run and gun. He could finally shoot over 50% from the field with Nash giving him the ball, and he could be devastating as Nash’s new pick-and-roll guy. Melo and Turkoglu will man the two forward spots, Hill and Childress will play the 2 and the remaining minutes at the 3, and this is a scary, scary team.

Why the Nuggets Do It
Because this is how they clear the deck. Dampier is immediately waivable, Kenyon Martin, Jason Richardson and JR Smith leave after the season, probably Nene as well, and you are left with Lawson/Afflalo/Dudley/Clark as your core. If you can dump Harrington or Andersen, all the better. The biggest mistake teams make is not knowing when to call quits. With Billups and Martin aging, the Nuggets have nothing to offer in the short term without Melo. Might as well realize it.

Why Melo Does It
He gets to play with an amazing point guard in a rapidly growing city, and he eventually becomes the man when Nash retires. In the meantime, he gets to contend with a team that might be the funnest ever, competing only with every other Nash-led Suns squad. And really, what more can you ask for?

Not happening … but, ya know … it would be fun if it did.

Final Verdict

Chances are, Melo gets traded. We hear rumors like these all the time – heck, the ridiculous Chris Paul rumors are still amongst us – but this time, Melo has all the leverage, which usually ends in the player getting what he wants.

But the Nuggets have the time to hold out for a good offer. And by good, I don’t mean, “we might make the Playoffs anyway.” I mean, “we might be good again in a few years.” Because that’s the right way. In the meantime, all we can do is hope he doesn’t go to the Knicks.

Just for comedy’s sake.

It’s what keeps me alive.

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Durant Plays Defense, Too, Ya Know

by Jared Wade on April 23, 2010 at 4:54 am · 0 comments

Kevin Durant Block Defense

Obviously, when a 21-year-old, nationally emerging superstar who just became the youngest scoring champ in league history goes up against Kobe Bryant in his first-ever Playoff series, that is going to be the story line.

It’s a shootout. Durant vs. Kobe. Young vs. Old. The Durantula vs. The Mamba.

And that’s all fine. The NBA is rightfully a superstar league and all but the most bitter, delusional NBA dorks amongst us will even tell you that that is the main reason we watch. We watch to see Flash do Flash stuff. We want to see Nash do Nash things. We want to see LeBron do stuff we have never seen in our lives.

But that isn’t what this series is about. It’s all about the defense, as boring as that might be. Oklahoma City is the 9th best defensive team in the NBA and that, more so than anything else, is what helped them go from an embarrassing 23-win season in 2008-09 to the 50-win season that has turned them into the darlings of the league.

Meanwhile, the Lakers are even better. They are the 4th best defensive team — and that’s after you account for the fact that they spent much of the regular season not trying all that hard. As long as Jay Bilas has been dropping uncomfortable references to the “length” of grown men on national TV, it has been a punchline and a quality that has enticed way too many GMs to gamble in the Draft on players who were, literally, long on athleticism but, figuratively, short on talent. (Looking at you, Tyrus Thomas.)

But that’s a big reason why this Laker team is so hard to score on. Andrew Bynum and Pau Gasol and Lamar Odom and Ron Artest and even Kobe Bryant have such long arms and take up so much physical room on the court that when three or four of those guys are out there at the same time, it is almost impossible to find space to operate — let alone open up a passing lane. They close up all the seams just by standing around, so when you add in the fact that they can all play great defense when motivated, every possession becomes a challenge. (This is all part of my belief that the NBA should widen the court, but that’s another talk for another day.)

Very few teams can maintain a proper commitment to their offensive systems in the face of that constant challenge. Twenty-four seconds is not a long time, so when you try to execute a play and fail and then go down to the other end and get torched by Kobe and then come back to execute offensively again and fail … and rinse … and repeat … rinse … repeat … it kills your confidence. Before long, players start freelancing, and a capable offense turns from effective ball-sharing into just a bunch of guys taking turns shooting.

Once that happens, kiss the baby. You’ve probably lost. The Lakers are simply too good on both ends to consistently lose to teams that can’t stick to a game plan. Too much talent. Too much Pau. Too much Kobe.

Make no mistake, though — OKC will shut down a team, too. The little known secret (among national pundits anyway) is that the Thunder have a pretty mediocre offense. People see Durant and Russell Westbrook and Jeff Green and James Harden and Serge Ibaka and think “look at all these young athletes flying around making highlight reels and running and gunning.” But that really aint it. Sure, they make SportsCenter for their spectacular plays and they can get out on the break, but, as KG says, the defense is the backbone. They get out and run because they force turnovers (7th best in the NBA at that) and because they force their opponents to miss shots (4th best in the NBA at that).

They’re great in the open court. But in the half court, they often struggle unless Durant is bailing them out with his individual amazingness. Westbrook and Green take a lot of bad shots, Harden can’t create a ton of offense for himself and their post presence is … well, there really isn’t much of one.

They won 50 games on consistent, often suffocating defense. (Getting so many young players to play this way is why Scott Brooks is the runaway Coach of the Year in my eyes. It’s not even remotely close.)

And a big defensive moment for the Thunder — as well as for Kevin Durant’s career — may have come last night in the fourth quarter. After guarding other players for the whole game, KD switched over to check Kobe. It was a fantastic move for OKC, culminating in a horrid 2/10 shooting fourth quarter for Bryant and one perhaps-game-changing block as Durant swatted away a Mamba jumpshot. Kenny Smith highlighted the rejection as the biggest play of the game on Inside the NBA.

But more than helping his team win one game in a series that the Thunder will still almost certainly lose, Kevin Durant’s willingness to guard Kobe in crunch time shows us a lot. About his mentality. About his ability. About his willingness to win. About his understanding of how to win. And about how his limitless potential may have, paradoxically, just become even more limitless.

Here we have OKC’s offensive leader looking over at one of the most difficult covers in NBA history — and also looking over and seeing his excellent defensive teammate Thabo Sefolosha on the bench, not to mention Harden and Green who are no slouches themselves — and saying “Nah, guys … I got this. If Kobe’s going to beat us, he’s going to have to go through me to do it.”

Feel free to call the cliché police on me, but that’s what great players do.

That’s what Kobe did last year when Melo was lighting up the Lakers. That’s what LeBron does. That’s what MJ used to do on the reg (although having Scottie around gave him quite the luxury in that regard).

It’s nearly impossible for a human being to expend enough energy to play Bruce Bowen-level defense for 40 minutes in a Playoff game while they are also carrying the offense. Casual fans like to just call less-defensive-oriented players like Carmelo and Dirk lazy. But the fact is that it is just almost impossible to go all out on every play on both ends. Offense, in this league, at this level, against this competition, is incredibly taxing just by itself.

There is a reason that the most consistently great defenders on an every-play basis are specialists. There is a reason that even Ron Artest’s never-as-good-as-publicized offensive repertoire, when combined with his all-world shut-down ability, convinced so many GMs to salivate over paying a clearly chemically imbalanced man with unhinged, violent tendencies millions of dollars to play for their teams.

What is possible, however, is to carry the team offensively for three quarters while playing good, smart defense and then turning it on in the last quarter to go after it with all your energy for the final 8 minutes on both ends. Or, as is more often the case in practice, picking your spots to really turn it on defensively whenever your team really needs its no matter how much time remains in the game.

Carmelo started to do this last year in the Playoffs and, at 25-years-old, finally showed the world that he can really be a two-way player. It was great to watch and, hopefully, debunked any arguments that may have still existed about his greatness. Well, Kevin Durant, your NBA scoring champ, ladies and gentlemen, just did that exact same thing last night.

He is 21.

Here’s some post-game video of Durant discussing his assignment. Also, League Pass heads know that Durant playing defense isn’t altogether new. He did it a lot this year. This is just his coming-out party to tell the world “Oh … what … yall didn’t know I was an athletic freak with a condor wingspan? Lemme show yall then.” Check this video of my favorite defensive play he made this year. Ya know, the time Kevin Durant blocked a shot while only wearing one sneaker.

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All the News Fit to Six: November 2, 2009

by Jared Wade on November 2, 2009 at 7:18 am · 2 comments

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The NBA’s Chex Mix Renaissance

by Jared Wade on June 21, 2009 at 4:24 pm · 4 comments

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Yet another NBA season is complete and the Los Angeles Lakers proved kings of the mountain. Congratulations and coronations are certainly in order for the team and its King of Kings Kobe Bryant, but, to me, the best part of the 2008-09 season was watching how immense the actual mountain itself has become. The depth of talent across the League and the new generation’s approach to the game is as refreshing as it is impressive, and a new Golden Age of the NBA now seems imminent.

Depending on your individual outlook, the Association’s renaissance began anywhere from two to six years ago, but after yet another great season, there is no denying the fact that the NBA is in a better place now than it has been at any time since MJ stuck that iconic pull-back jumper over Bryon Russell in 1998. Kobe is unquestionably among the all-time elite. LeBron is Haley’s Comet. Chris Paul is the best point guard since Magic. Dwyane is a combination of relentless and universally appealing that we haven’t seen since Jordan. Dwight is an athlete rivaled only by cartoon characters. Duncan is a sage old man. KG is a warrior hoping for one last battle. And dozens of other All-Star caliber players are putting on spectacular shows across the League every night of the season.

Much larger than any individual’s effect on the NBA, however, is that the fact that, not only do these future legends play the game the right way, but the concept that the only style of basketball that can win is team basketball is again paramount. The Jordan Era mythos that great individual players can will their teams to victory has evaporated. Whether that revelation came before LeBron’s highly favored Cavs lost in the Eastern Conference Finals a few weeks ago or back when Kobe’s 35 ppg average earned him little more than awe and a first-round Playoff exit is irrelevant; all that matters now is that every competent GM and, more importantly, every competent fan now knows that no team can contend for a title without a solid four- or five-player nucleus that knows how to play together — and is willing to do so. The days of getting excited when a franchise pairs a few mercurial mercenaries and just rolls the ball out on the court hoping for the best are over. If your team is serious about competing for a title you need a core of talented players who complement each other like Kobe, Pau, Lamar and Ariza just did for the past two months. You need KG, Pierce and Ray Allen. You need Dwight, Hedo and Rashard. You need Carmelo, Chauncey, Nene and KMart. And you need them all on the same page with a focused agenda on winning.

The successful teams in 2009 were built around depth, defense and details. There are very few players remaining on the elite teams in the League who ever seem to put their personal play above the team’s mission. The players who now matter in the League — almost to a man — have learned from the Ghosts of Failure’s past like Stephon Marbury, Steve Francis and Antoine Walker. The other teams and other players in the NBA have gotten too good to beat any of them by going two on five. An indifferent, lethargic tandem of Baron Davis and Zach Randolph can’t even get you 20 wins in this League anymore. And after a decade of watching half the teams in the NBA flounder directly after making high-profile acquisitions — as the 2009 Clippers just did — we now have a League where the Los Angeles junior varsity club is the exception as opposed to the rule.

In many ways, the current Clipper incarnation is like Frito Lay’s failed attempt at putting together a party mix. (Bear with me; I’m not even high.)

I still remember the first time I saw a bag of Frito’s new product “Munchies” when it first came out a few years back. Four of the company’s flagship chips were together in a single bag: Doritos, Cheetos, Rold Gold pretzels and Sun Chips. As a college student who adored three of the four (does anyone really like Cheetos?), this seemed like the best idea in culinary history. (Yes, I considered this cuisine.) Why hadn’t they thought of this sooner?

I eagerly opened the bag and dug in, pulling out a Dorito. Since it was a Dorito — the best chip in the history of chip-makingkind — it was excellent. Next, I grabbed a handful that included a few of the others. Even though each one is a little too big to allow you to shovel multiple pieces into your mouth at once, it’s hard to be disappointed when you can follow up a Sun Chip with a Rold Gold pretzel. It wasn’t long before the whole bag was gone. A handful here and then a handful there gets you through an 8-ounce bag pretty quickly.

But the more I ate, the less impressed I became. Ultimately, these chips didn’t go together. It was just two really cheesy chips and two really bland chips. So between everything having the same tongue-numbing, fake cheese flavor and the fact that they’re all too big to pop three or four pieces into your mouth at once anyway, it was just like eating four different things in an arbitrary order. It wasn’t a party “mix,” but merely a collection of pretty good chips.

If we’re going to compare players to chips (and don’t worry, folks, we are about to) Baron Davis is the Dorito. Both are universally beloved and both have inimitable flavor, but, deep down, you know neither is good for you. Marcus Camby is the pretzel: simple, reliable and underrated. Zach Randolph is the Cheeto; like the chip’s cheese, Zebo’s 20/10 is clearly artificial. Still, like the fond memories we all have of the Chester Cheetah cartoon, Zach’s steady post moves create a ruse that makes you think he’s a throwback low-post scorer who will exceed your initial aversion. Al Thornton is the Sun Chip: solid, yet ultimately nondescript and bland.

Just like Frito’s failed attempt at a party mix (I hope the irony of the name “Munchies” isn’t lost on anyone), these guys do not fit together. They’re just a mismatched group of guys with individual strengths.

The 2009 Magic and the 2004 Pistons, on the other hand, were built like Chex Mix.

Neither team had a flashy superstar whose job it is to “take over” a game. Individually, none of Rasheed, Chauncey, Rip, Tayshaun or Ben Wallace stand out as superstars. The fact that they could not only upset the 2004 Lakers but get to another Finals and make it to six straight Eastern Conference Finals without an alpha-dog seemed preposterous when compared with any other NBA champion since the 1979 Supersonics. Who did these guys think they were? You needed at least one Hall of Famer to run the show or, better still, a dynamic duo.

Much like surprising, enduring appeal of Chex Mix, it turns out that putting together five or six reliable, if unspectacular, players who complement each other’s contributions perfectly might be all you need to do to create a winning combination.

Everyone has always liked Chex, just as they always liked Rasheed Wallace, but no one really thought you could make a great snack out of it — just like no one thought you could win a championship if Sheed was your best player. Rip is as solid as a mini-bread stick, but no one is really getting too excited about either one. And as with a rye chip, no one even knew they liked Chauncey Billups or Ben Wallace — but it turns out all three were great. Throw in a few well-considered spices (Larry Brown, Tay, Memo Okur) and you have the making of one of the more underrated yet universally appealing and highly successful combinations that the world has ever seen.

For years, most teams spent all their energy looking for Doritos. Like Michael and Scottie, it was presumed that any team could contend for a title if it just added some Rold Golds to a bag of Doritos and tossed in whatever other filler it could find. But that paradigm has shifted. No longer does anyone expect a single world-class contributor and one complementary piece to seamlessly mesh together into a winning mix.

The Post-Jordan Era, during which the landscape was dominated by temperamental “stars” whose varying commitment to playing basketball properly left even supposedly good teams running rudderless, is over. With a team focused on two highly paid players, all it took was one sensitive ego or one guy with a limited understanding of how to execute consistently and the whole thing became mediocre at best — or a five-year train wreck at worst. Of course, similar situations still arose this season (see the “Munchies” Clippers) and this will always go on to some degree, but, for the most part, even struggling teams like the Knicks, Wolves and Kings were derailed more so by their talent deficiencies than anything else. And a team like Miami showed that banding together behind an unselfish leader and sticking to a unified concept can allow even a very flawed team to overachieve.

Sure, expansion has led to a more watered-down NBA than the one that existed in the 1980s. We may never see powerhouse teams with as potent starting lineups as the Celtics had with DJ, Danny Ainge, Bird, McHale and Parish or the Lakers rolled out with Magic, Byron Scott, Big Game James, AC Green and Kareem. But teams today, even the middling ones, are mostly back to at least trying to build their foundations around the right combination of players playing good basketball again. The Pacers and the Nets aren’t setting any worlds on fire, but they also haven’t been hijacked by players who take the court just trying to look good first and win second. And Portland, through some astute talent recognition and acquisition, has set itself up to follow the Orlando and Detroit model.

Ultimately, it is unlikely that any of Brandon Roy, Danny Granger or Devin Harris will win an NBA MVP. None of them are Doritos. But their GMs and coaches seem to be fine with that. They seem content to build around these guys and bring in other complementary contributors, who while maybe unable to generate a ton of excitement on paper, will come together well enough to get the job done.

Can it work as well for these middling teams of today as it did for the 2004 Pistons and the 2009 Magic? Who knows. It’s difficult to see any team that doesn’t have LeBron, Kobe, Dwyane, Dwight, KG, Duncan or Melo winning a title in the next several years; ultimately, Doritos will always be the best chip.

But last season, we saw Brandon Roy drop 50 in a game and hit a miraculous walk-off three. We saw Danny Granger make nearly as many game-winning shots as his former teammate who donned number #31. We saw Devin Harris become unstoppable with a full head of steam and learn to pump ice through his veins in the clutch.

Sure, it seems unlikely that teams built around guys like this could make a run at the title. Then again, it will certainly be more enjoyable to see teams try a new strategy. And, who knows, I never thought an unmemorable cereal could be the foundation of one of the best snack foods of all time either.

Magic Chex Mix

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