One of my favorite lines in movie history occurs in Fight Club after Tyler Durden asks [spoiler alert] Tyler Durden what historical figure he would most like to fight. “I’d fight Gandhi,” says Tyler Durden to which Tyler Durden responds “Good answer.”
That was my first thought after hearing what LeBron had to say about whom he would most like to dunk on during a Q&A in the latest issue of Maxim. (via Hooped Up)
If there was one guy on the planet you could dunk on, who would it be?
If it doesn’t have to be a basketball player, George W. Bush. I would dunk on his ass, break the rim, and shatter the glass.
The next logical step is for The Decider to show up at All-Star Weekend this year to not only be the sole judge scoring the Dunk Contest, but to also participate by trying to swat LeBron’s attempt to dunk on a 12-foot rim. We can even give Dubya a trampoline if need be. I mean, I know the brush in Midland isn’t gonna clear itself, but All-Star Weekend is right down the road in Dallas this year and I think the ranch will be ok unattended for one weekend.
Get on the phone, Mark Cuban.
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