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Chuckster in a Sombrero

by Jared Wade on March 25, 2010 at 8:44 pm · 0 comments

Self-explanatory, really. And that’s why it rocks. (via @jose3030)

charles barkley sombrero

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Stay Updated on Fishing Season

by Jared Wade on April 30, 2009 at 6:12 pm · 0 comments

Thanks to the NBA-friendly folks over at Undrcrwn, you can now download a computer desktop honoring the 2009 Playoffs fallen teams. Thus far, we’re talking about the Pistons, Spurs, Hornets and Jazz, but check back maybe as soon as tonight for an updated version, which he plans to keep up on all the way through the Finals.

Let’s all hope Chicago isn’t the next logo we see. (via Dime)

undrcrwn_screensaver

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CP3 Puts It Through The Wickets

by Jared Wade on March 6, 2009 at 9:07 am · 0 comments

If it wasn’t before, it’s now officially official that Kenny Smith is the only guy we’re calling The Jet. You just lost all your Jet privileges, Mr. Terry. (video via FanHouse)

And just because I wasn’t posting during All-Star Weekend, below that is the video of Shaq putting it through Superman’s legs, which I’m pretty sure was the best All-Star Game play I’ve seen since Magic hit that post-HIV fadaway three to end the 1992 game with time still remaining on the clock.

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We’re Playing HORSE

by Jared Wade on February 3, 2009 at 5:27 pm · 0 comments

In news sure to generate up to 36 hours of self-congratulatory boners in the Sports Guy’s Mansion, TNT has added a HORSE competition to this year’s All-Star Weekend. The players are as yet undetermined, but we do know that it can’t fail entirely since Kenny the Jet, CWebb and Ernie Johnson will all be involved.

JE Skeets over at Ball Don’t Lie explains it best:

The game will use a traditional format in which three NBA players will establish the playing order. Once a shot is made, the next player in the predetermined order will attempt the same shot. If that player misses, he is assign — look, if you don’t know how to play H-O-R-S-E, I doubt you’re reading this blog. All you really need to know is that there is no dunking allowed and ballers have just 24 seconds to create/mimic shots.

Pretty much.

HORSE is pretty cool, but they shoulda gone with NPHRIDINGAUNICORN.

HORSE is pretty cool, but they shoulda gone with NPHRIDINGAUNICORN.

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