This sounds like a really dumb video. And it probably is. But for some reason, watching seven minutes of the “top” 70 missed dunk contest dunks in NBA history is rather entertaining. Much more entertaining that the 2010 Dunk Contest at least.
Here are the highlights:
- At 0:56, Terence Stansbury falls down comically.
- At 1:15, Jerome Kersey, yes, that Jerome Kersey, awkwardly flails at a self-lob attempt, which leads to this comment from the announcer: “I don’t think he wanted to do it with the left hand, Steve.” I think you’re correct, Phil. Also that’s what she said.
- At 1:45, Shawn Kemp’s misses a windmill that probably could have won this year’s contest.
- At 2:04, as always, John Starks sucks.
- At 2:25, a human being actually says this following about Clarence Weatherspoon: “He reminds me of a young Charles Barkley.” Then Clarence airballs a dunk.
- At 3:00, Antonio Davis severely overestimates the amount of air in a basketball.
- At 3:19, I learn that a guy named “Jamie Watson” apparently once played in the NBA.
- At 3:38, Darrell Armstrong makes a reverse layup.
- At 4:06, we see the infamous Michael Finley cartwheel.
- At 4:57, J-Rich misses his attempt at a 360 elbow hang. That kid just wasn’t human.
- At 5:06, they inexplicably show only one of Birdman’s 387 straight misses.
- At 5:15, Amar™e drinks some serious Sprite — reverse Sprite even.
- At 5:21, Iggy damn-near decapitates himself.
- At 5:35, we hear this non sequitur from Sir Charles: “I think Big Baby was eating all his food.”
- At 6:20, we see the best dunk that Shannon Brown had after they #letshannondunk.
Watch the whole thing below. And here’s the full video of all of Birdman’s failed dunk attempts since they somehow only included one. (video via Dime)
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