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Rough Draft

by Jared Wade on May 21, 2010 at 7:56 pm · 2 comments

[Please enjoy this guest post on the Draft Lottery and the likely top five picks by Devin Scott]

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The Wizards pulled John Wall out of their hat. Excuse the terrible pun, but in all essence, that’s really what happened Tuesday night. Seacaucus’ greatest spectacle was in full swing, just in time for Abe Pollin to have his final revenge on the living, willing the Wiz to the NBA’s most bittersweet achievement: the number one overall pick.

Just because the Wiz won the pick doesn’t mean they’re even relevant though. The franchise is still a wreck. They’ve got four more years of Gil plus no Caron or Antawn, which, as we’ve learned in the past month, may not be a terrible thing. Mostly, DC is an island of misfit toys with a bit of cap space — enough for one max deal, but no one is signing there.

Basically, they needed this pick. It represents a fresh start, one they desperately need. They can go one of two ways with it: John Wall or Evan Turner.

Wall is the sure thing, a point guard out of the mold of Derrick Rose or Tyreke Evans. Yeah, those guys have different games, but there is a constant: the Calipari point guard. In the last couple of years, the guy has churned out talent, especially at the #1 spot that so many teams covet. Just ask LeBron how important a high-usage distributor is. Wall is the total package, and he hasn’t even found three-point range yet.

Turner, on the other hand, is this draft’s number-one franchise player. He’s a shooting guard/small forward hybrid, capable of scoring, passing, guarding four positions and, most importantly, a great leader. I see him as a franchise player, your Wade/Roy kind of guy.

Either guy could be number one overall. The Wiz have a tough decision to make. Do they take Wall, hoping that Gil will play shooting guard or come off the bench? Or do they draft Turner to be their primary option, hoping Arenas can turn his career around?

If I’m Ernie Grunfeld, I’m taking Wall. He’s a sure-thing, can’t-miss prospect. Turner is attractive, but I think the Arenas situation would be difficult for his psyche and development. Wall won’t have to deal with it, he can play and watch Gil try to become a shooting guard — or ride the bench.

Philadelphia, who jumped up four spots to number two, is praying Grunfeld echoes my sentiments. Evan Turner would be a blessing for this team. Andre Iguodala is a decent player but is getting alpha-dog money and playing like a second banana. Turner would come in to play small forward or sixth man. He could excel at either one until he matures to the degree that he can begin to assert himself as the leader of that team and back court mate of Jrue Holiday for the future.

If the Wiz take Turner, Wall would not be the pick here. DeMarcus Cousins or Wesley Johnson would. Philly already has decent young point guards in Holiday and Lou Williams. There’s no need to take Wall and sacrifice what they could gain from another wing player or center.

Meanwhile, the New Jersey Nyets fall to number three. New owner Mikhael Prokhorov’s influence clearly could not force Stern’s hand into rigging the lottery for them. No matter, they still get a pretty good cancellation prize: Georgia Tech power forward Derrick Favors.

The big knock on Favors is that no one really has a good idea of how good he is. A lot of people have made a big deal about how bad the guards he played with in college. News flash: Devin Harris is still a pretty good player. I’m not totally in love with the guy, but I think throwing the ball into Favors and Lopez would be pretty comforting and effective. On the defensive end, the Nets can evolve into an enormous front court and eliminate Yi Jianlian from having to run from rebounds like they’re Africanized bees or playing matador defense anytime wants to drive to the hoop.

Fourth is the Timberwolves. The biggest story for me with this team is that Kevin Love and Al Jefferson can’t play together. It’s a ridiculous thought, in my mind. Yes, they’re both 4s and present a match-up problem for teams when Minny is on offense. And both guys rebound and sometimes contest shots. But, much like Washington, this team is all messed up. They need a player who can score 25 points and use Johnny Flynn’s distributing skills.

Enter Wes Johnson. He’s the other franchise G/F in this draft. His glaring deficiency is that his last game in college was a major disappointment and that may provide a glimpse into how he plays in big games. Nonetheless, the Wolves need someone to play on the wing and Johnson is the next best guy to do so after Turner. Even if they use their cap space to make a run for a guy like Rudy Gay, Johnson fills a huge whole left by Corey Brewers’s corpse.

Rounding out the top 5 is the Kings, who fell backwards and may have missed out on Johnson at this spot. They’re very young as team and somewhat soft, but they have Tyreke Evans. And he’s pretty damn good. What this team lacks is not size, as evidenced by this excellent piece of work over at HP, but effective use of their size. DeMarcus Cousins would be a good fit as a 6′ 11″ bruiser with a 7′ 4″ wingspan. Yeah, he’s immature and may be a bust due to character reasons, but if he harnesses his talents and matures as a man, he can be a force down low and punish anyone in the league that isn’t named Dwight. His size and talent makes him worth the risk, his coaching staff will determine how far it takes him.

The Kings could also go a different direction and try to get better wing players, namely Al-Farouq Aminu or Avery Bradley, who would really help Sacramento score the basketball. They really only have one effective play right now: “Reke on 5.” They traded Kevin Martin and lack a true shooting guard right now. Bradley would be a reach here, but he’s talented and fills a huge void for the Kings.  I foresee them trying to trade this pick to a team willing to part with a wing player that is in need of a true center like Cousins, unless the Kings really fall in love with him.

As far as a top five goes, this is a pretty strong draft. Unlike last year, which was dominated by point guards, this draft is full of bigs, which are usually very hit-or-miss. Hopefully for the teams drafting in the top ten, these players are hits.

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The Top 50 NBA Commercials of All Time

by Jared Wade on April 12, 2010 at 1:28 am · 8 comments

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In the Spring of 2007, I was just a young pup in this NBA blogging world. Since then, I have accumulated literally dozens of readers and made untold tens of dollars writing about the NBA, but back then the only people reading this blog were me and Drop Dead Fred. (He didn’t even like it … I just spammed his Gmail account with links to my posts.)

Then, on April 4, 2007, I did a post called “The Top 50 NBA Commercials of All Time” that got linked to from Henry Abbott’s new ESPN version of TrueHoop and a cavalcade of other NBA blogs that probably don’t even exist anymore and, like, 40,000 people showed up. Since my previous high in any day was somewhere south of 4 unique users, it was pretty cool.

Unfortunately, within the year I switched hosting companies and perhaps-due-to-nonpayment (who remembers really?), I lost pretty much all my old content in the transfer. It seemed like a bummer at the time, but honestly the commercial thing and like three other posts were probably the only not completely terrible things I ever did. Still, losing stuff sucks.

HOWEVER, through the miracle of the a tech-smart friend of mine, I was recently able to recover some stuff. And so, mostly because I want to put it back in my archives, I’m re-posting it as it was originally posted verbatim in April, 2007. (Thus, forgive the omission of any spots from the last three years that warrant inclusion.)

Additionally, this may as well be the formal launch of “The NBA Commercial Project,” which will be an attempt to gather links to video for every NBA commercial ever made. We’ll start with just these 50 and build on that. And that’s where I’ll need your help. Head over there and drop links to videos in the comments.

Just do it (wocka, wocka, wocka).

Check the full, original Top 50 after the jump.

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Talking About Practice: Episode 8

by Jared Wade on April 2, 2010 at 5:50 pm · 0 comments

Kyle Weidie of Truth About It talks about Gilbert Arenas and the Wizards in this episode … that should have been up online like five days ago since we recorded last Sunday.

Unfortunately, I’m pretty dumb and I messed up the recording during the second half of our conversation. Since Kyle had a lot of insightful things to say and we had a nice debate about Washington’s troubles this season vs. Indiana’s during the Jail Pacers era (which I wrote about last week), I tried all week to recover the audio, but it turns out that I don’t the first clue about how to do that.

My apologies. And that’s why this thing ends rather abruptly — it wasn’t just Kyle hanging up on me. I don’t think anyone wanted the big close to be about James Singleton. Oh well. Live and learn.

Most importantly, we still have a good half-hour talk about the Gilbert’s sentencing and what it means for the future of the Wizards, as well as Andray Blatche acting a little childish (the Adrian Wojnarowski article we talk about is here) and the team’s decision to trade away Antawn Jamison, Caron Butler and Brendan Haywood. Great stuff from Kyle on all this. (And here he is being great again with his piece on the Wizards who have departed the team this year.)

And in further, “Golly, I’m dumb” developments, you will also get to hear me drop some Bill Simmons-ian-level mispronunciation. I always laugh at commentators and analysts who speak improperly, so feel free to mock me as much as you want.

For learning purposes, let’s try these three again aloud:

Recidivist – Re – sid – eh – vist

Leonsis – Lee – own – sis

Wojnarowski – Still – have – no – idea

Enjoy.

And please be sure to subscribe to Talking About Practice on iTunes, where ratings and reviews are encouraged.

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Gilbert Eats, Shoots & Leaves

by Jared Wade on January 7, 2010 at 11:40 am · 1 comment

PETA recently unveiled a new edition of its “Ink, Not Mink” ad campaign featuring everyone’s favorite DC-area gun enthusiast. (h/t Matt McHale)

NBA guard Gilbert Arenas scores points for animals and joins other legendary sports stars and celebrities by posing for PETA’s “Ink, Not Mink” campaign. Gilbert shows off his tattoos and bares his skin to help animals keep theirs.

Foxes, coyotes, minks, rabbits—even cats and dogs—are bludgeoned, strangled, and genitally electrocuted in the name of fashion. To avoid damaging their pelts, workers even skin some animals alive.

It’s pretty easy to loathe PETA for it’s extreme antics and it’s pretty tough to have a ton of empathy for Gilbert right now since the reason he’s now on an extended, unpaid leave of absence is not only because he made a single terrible decision by bringing guns to the lockerroom, but also because he inexplicably failed to grasp the gravity of the situation and mocked the whole incident in just about every form of media there is.

But, who know, maybe he’ll use the coming months to volunteer some more of his now-abundant free time and do some work that will help save a couple furry critters. How ironic would it be if the result of the Desert Eagle-toting PG being banished from the NBA is fewer animals being killed?

At least as ironic as that time I found that drawer of 10,000 spoons when all I needed was a knife.

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The fact that you have “REPLICA” tattooed down the side of your arm and I have “DESERT EAGLE .50″ written down the side of mine should precipitate … you from abusing animals.

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