Clockwork Orange

So it seems that Stephen Jackson got stuck in the eye by the long, chorizo-esque finger of 1st-Team All-Ugly member Chris Kaman last week. But will he rock some of those sweet, James Worthy-throwback goggles until his glazz can heal? (via FanHouse)

Don’t expect Jackson to wear any protective gear for his left eye, which is still pink after being poked by Clippers center Chris Kaman on Saturday.

“No goggles. No, no, no. Never. I’m not going to be like Rip Hamilton, where my nose is broken eight years ago and I still wear a mask,” said Jackson, who injured the same eye during the preseason. “The only way I’ll wear a patch is if my eye’s closed. I’d rather stay with Captain Jack, not Pirate Jack.”

In other words: No. Hell no. Shit might fuck up his game and we can’t have it, Billie Ho. Now come on, shoot this one, daddy, and let’s go to Sizzler.

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