There have been a lot of great developments so far during NBA Playoffs: Week 1.
Deron Williams proved to be even more amazing than we thought. The Spurs stole home court from the Mavs. Josh Smith has devoured four souls. Dwyane Wade learned new and more vengeful ways to hate his teammates. Joakim Noah went to war with the city of Cleveland. Gerald Wallace suffered 14 undiagnosed concussions. And J-Rich had the best game of his career.
Still, the best development of this postseason thus far has not happened on the court or even within Joakim’s scrunchy — it has happened in Photoshop.
Doc Funk has been dropping masterfully captioned photos after each game, and every batch is better than the last. LOLz for dayz. So to help spread awareness and revisit some of the awesome, I’m planning to do a little “best of” recap each Friday until the trophy is handed out by posting my fav five (don’t call it that) of the week.
I wrote a piece on all those things today over at Hardwood Paroxysm. So if you like Nate Thurmond and quadruple-doubles go read it. If you don’t, shoot me an email so I can petition Obama to reopen Guantanamo indefinitely and recommend you serve a life sentence.
You mafugging terrorist. How do you live with yourself?
Dwight blocks a ton of shots. But not like Nate Thurmond. (Winslow Townson/Associated Press)
Are my bear analogies as cool as an actual, real-life, three-legged bear walking upright through the woods on its hind legs? Well, no, of course not. I’m not Mark Twain. But I have included a video of that very situation right here for your enjoyment. (It gets good around the 0:50 mark.)
The bee noises creep me out, too. I had to mute it.
After this dunk, “James Johnson” became a trending topic on Twitter. I’ve actually heard that name before for some reason, but I reckon many of you have not. And all this reminded me of the Dave Chappelle “Killin’Them Softly” bit where he’s talking about how Monica Lewinski became famous just because Bill Clinton was the leader of the free world and she … um … well … you know what she did.
“I’ve dreamt of being famous. But I’ve never dreamt of being that famous.”
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