There have been a lot of great developments so far during NBA Playoffs: Week 1.
Deron Williams proved to be even more amazing than we thought. The Spurs stole home court from the Mavs. Josh Smith has devoured four souls. Dwyane Wade learned new and more vengeful ways to hate his teammates. Joakim Noah went to war with the city of Cleveland. Gerald Wallace suffered 14 undiagnosed concussions. And J-Rich had the best game of his career.
Still, the best development of this postseason thus far has not happened on the court or even within Joakim’s scrunchy — it has happened in Photoshop.
Doc Funk has been dropping masterfully captioned photos after each game, and every batch is better than the last. LOLz for dayz. So to help spread awareness and revisit some of the awesome, I’m planning to do a little “best of” recap each Friday until the trophy is handed out by posting my fav five (don’t call it that) of the week.
Be sure to check out Doc Funk’s Brain on Funk for many, many more everyday.
And please let me know in the comments if I missed your favorite.
Here goes:
Matt Barnes and some ref from Magic/Bobcats Game 2
Kevin Durant and Phil Jackson from Lakers/Thunder Game 1
LeBron from Cavs/Bulls Game 2
Vinny of the Black from Cavs/Bulls Game 3
KD and Russell Westbrook from Lakers/Thunder Game 3
Known Associates:
2010 NBA Playoffs,
Anthony Parker,
Arrested Development,
Bobcats,
Bulls,
Cavs,
Doc Funk,
Doc Funk Friday,
Durant,
Joakim,
Lakers,
LeBron,
Magic,
Matt Barnes,
Russell Westbrook,
Thunder,
Vinny of the Black,
Zen Master
Did you know that there are currently four “PGs” in the NBA with the first name Anthony? goathair did.
And since most people probably have never heard of any of the four, he graciously took the time to detail the critical distinctions between them. I’m not going to spoil the results, so unless you understand the Anthony Matrix code below like I do, you’ll have to go over there to find out the specifics.
In related news, Dwight Howard calls Anthony Johnson “Little Neck Johnson,” which I think is important information to have in case you’re ever on Jeopardy!.
My teammates are cool. I love my teammates. I love ‘em. Our new vet, he’s the best. Anthony Johnson. I said last time, but we call him ‘Little Neck Johnson.’ We were in Memphis, Tennessee last week and before the game … I thought I would never see the day that I saw someone that had literally no neck. We thought Anthony Johnson had no neck, but this dude right here, oh my God! Like, if he had a mock turtleneck shirt on, it would have come up to his nose. And I’m like, Anthony Johnson ain’t got no neck, but at least he can wear mock necks. And this dude, his shoulders were at his ears. He was telling everybody. “Hey, yo, playas don’t go that way, come back this way!” And you can imagine somebody talking with their shoulders, I’m like, “Dude, relax your shoulders, man, chill out!” But he couldn’t do it, he didn’t have no neck!
Now just memorize all the foods that start with the letter “Q” and you’ll be all set.
Known Associates:
Anthony Carter,
Anthony Johnson,
Anthony Parker,
Anthony Roberson,
Knicks,
Magic,
Nuggets,
Raptors
