Turkey Has Its Answer

No. Not to the burning question of whether the EU will or will not invite it to the prom.

It now has Allen Iverson, who was greeted at the airport with, as The 700 Level writer Enrico put it, a “Beatles-esque reception.” It’s worth noting, however, that Enrico was quick to subsequently point out that he actually has “no idea how the Beatles would have been received in Turkey” so take that liar’s word for what it’s worth.

Some people.