The Polish Hammer For Reals, For Reals

There’s not a lot I can — or need to — add to this image. It’s Marcin Gortat, aka The Polish Hammer, posing with … let me finish … a hammer. I wasn’t aware that he doesn’t really dig the nickname, but according to @whatthenoelle from whose (whom’s?) website this image comes, Marcin seems to not be a huge fan.

As @whatthenoelle puts it:

1) How can you deny the Polish Hammer nickname and then pose for this?

2) Is that The Fonz tattooed over his heart?

3) Does any NBA player reward you for Google Image searching quite like Marcin Gortat?

Allow me to retort:

1) You cannot.

2) I sure do hope so.

3) Manute Bol and Kenny “Sky” Walker are both pretty good.

I wish I would have done this well on my SATs. Coulda been a contender.

Known Associates: Arrested Development, Gortat, Kenny Sky Walker, Magic, Manute Bol, On the Waterfront