For the most part, NBA logos are pretty generic. And we’re at the point in our countdown where that’s about all you can say about some of these. I mean, the Bobcats’ logo isn’t as ridiculous as some, but it certainly isn’t all that special either. Hell, this could just as easily belong to an arena football team except that they don’t spell “Bobcats” with a “Z.”
But if you ever wondered what Garfield would be like on meth, look no further. You think you hate Mondays? This dude tears Mondays a new asshole. And then he crashes on your couch for three days, pissing himself and moaning about how the Russians stole his 10-speed. And you keep asking him to tell funny stories about how he’s a cat but he LOVES lasagna, only all he does is threaten you with a Rambo knife that he keeps in his boot. And the only “Jons” that come around aren’t some lovable, goofy owner so much as scary guys with too many piercings who really like the feel of a cat’s tongue on places no cat’s tongue should ever go. And after that, he always disappears for days at a time until the cops find him punching your car because “it was mocking him.” Then you have to bail him out of jail or risk having your house burnt down again.
Oh, that crazy cat.
So, anyway, like I said, it’s a pretty generic logo.
Morgan O’Rourke is an editor and writer whose love of basketball is directly proportional to the success of the Knicks. As a result, he misses Latrell Sprewell a little more than he should.
Odie is fucked.
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