Reggie’s Haircut, Ron Harper’s Chain, Manute Bol’s Sir Status, Vinny of the Black’s Uncle Tony, Xavier’s Little One and Kurt Rambis’ Mustache

This six-minute video on trash-talking features a stunning array of late-80s NBA nostalgia. (via NESW Sports)

Even forgetting everything in the title, MJ’s debonair suspenders and John Spider Sally’s windsuit alone could have carried this thing, not to mention the three or four white dudes who don’t even look athletic enough to be agents for the modern player let alone in a uniform.

As for content, there are few decent jokes/tales of shit-talking lore. We also get a nice preview of Reggie’s future awkward on-camera personality. Plus, there’s a Craig Hodges sighting — something that hasn’t happened in a solid decade. Did he die or something?

Known Associates: Chuck Person, Craig Hodges, Danny Ainge, John Sally, Kurt Rambis, Larry Bird, MJ, Reggie, Ron Harper, Vinny of the Black, Xavier