Anthonys Carter, Johnson, Parker and Roberson

Did you know that there are currently four “PGs” in the NBA with the first name Anthony? goathair did.

And since most people probably have never heard of any of the four, he graciously took the time to detail the critical distinctions between them. I’m not going to spoil the results, so unless you understand the Anthony Matrix code below like I do, you’ll have to go over there to find out the specifics.

In related news, Dwight Howard calls Anthony Johnson “Little Neck Johnson,” which I think is important information to have in case you’re ever on Jeopardy!.

My teammates are cool. I love my teammates. I love ‘em. Our new vet, he’s the best. Anthony Johnson. I said last time, but we call him ‘Little Neck Johnson.’ We were in Memphis, Tennessee last week and before the game … I thought I would never see the day that I saw someone that had literally no neck. We thought Anthony Johnson had no neck, but this dude right here, oh my God! Like, if he had a mock turtleneck shirt on, it would have come up to his nose. And I’m like, Anthony Johnson ain’t got no neck, but at least he can wear mock necks. And this dude, his shoulders were at his ears. He was telling everybody. “Hey, yo, playas don’t go that way, come back this way!” And you can imagine somebody talking with their shoulders, I’m like, “Dude, relax your shoulders, man, chill out!” But he couldn’t do it, he didn’t have no neck!

Now just memorize all the foods that start with the letter “Q” and you’ll be all set.

4 thoughts on “Anthonys Carter, Johnson, Parker and Roberson”

  1. Yeah I also have the high shoulders ‘no-neck’ syndrome. It’s not like these guys actually have considerably shorter neck lengths; it’s because of the high shoulder elevation that the neck seems to be non-existent. Somebody with a ‘long neck’ on the other hand, has very low sloping shoulders, but the neck length is still the same as somebody who has a normal or ‘shortish’ looking neck.

  2. Hi there! This post couldn’t be written aany better!

    Reading this post reminds mme of my good old room mate! He always kept chhatting about this.
    I will forward this artiucle to him. Pretty sure he will have a good read.
    Thank you foor sharing!

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