For the life of me, I really never thought another announcer would ever compare to Clyde Frazier — let alone another guy named Clyde. But lo and behold, Clyde Drexler, who is usually horrible, dropped this amazing analogy during last night’s Rocket/Bulls game.
For those who can’t watch the following YouTube clip where they work or incarcerate, here’s the transcript:
Irrelevant Play-by-Play Guy: Nocioni cannot guard Yao Ming.
Glide: At all.
Irrelevant Play-by-Play Guy: I mean, that’s not even a fair contest — he needs help.
Glide: They didn’t double then. Yao was gonna score right away. He’s got no option but to foul him. Get it to him.
Irrelevant Play-by-Play Guy: There it is. Yao takes it to the middle and hooks it up and in. And, boy, just keep going to that.
Glide: That’s like clubbing baby seals — there’s nothing Nocioni can do.
Irrelevant Play-by-Play Guy: [repeated groan] Give me a better picture than that.
Glide: Well, he’s helpless basically.
Irrelevant Play-by-Play Guy: [groan]
Glide: Okay, I’ll work on it
Irrelevant Play-by-Play Guy: [groan] Yeah…please.











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