Yao Scoring on Nocioni is “Like Clubbing Baby Seals,” says Clyde the Glide Metaphorically

by Jared Wade on February 4, 2009 at 1:19 pm

For the life of me, I really never thought another announcer would ever compare to Clyde Frazier — let alone another guy named Clyde. But lo and behold, Clyde Drexler, who is usually horrible, dropped this amazing analogy during last night’s Rocket/Bulls game.

For those who can’t watch the following YouTube clip where they work or incarcerate, here’s the transcript:

Irrelevant Play-by-Play Guy: Nocioni cannot guard Yao Ming.

Glide: At all.

Irrelevant Play-by-Play Guy: I mean, that’s not even a fair contest — he needs help.

Glide: They didn’t double then. Yao was gonna score right away. He’s got no option but to foul him. Get it to him.

Irrelevant Play-by-Play Guy: There it is. Yao takes it to the middle and hooks it up and in. And, boy, just keep going to that.

Glide: That’s like clubbing baby seals — there’s nothing Nocioni can do.

Irrelevant Play-by-Play Guy: [repeated groan] Give me a better picture than that.

Glide: Well, he’s helpless basically.

Irrelevant Play-by-Play Guy: [groan]

Glide: Okay, I’ll work on it

Irrelevant Play-by-Play Guy: [groan] Yeah…please.

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