Walt Clyde Frazier is dressed to the nines yet again for LeBron tonight • Nice 10-0 start, Knicks • Rodney Stuckey is mighty nice with the ball • Pistons Coach Michael Curry looks like a damn optical illusion • If Kevin Durant continues attacking the hoop like that then the whole League is in trouble • With Bynum out, Kenyon and Nene are the most formidable starting bigs in the West outside of Shaq/Amar’e • Kevin Love’s face is purple like Grimace and there are still six minutes left in the 1st quarter • Fifty games into the season, I still have no idea how I feel about Minnesota’s dark mahogany/light pine court dichotomy • Mo Williams was the best acquisition of the 2008 summer • Not even Chris Duhon’s dad expected him to be this productive in Mike D’Antoni’s system • Darko has transformed seamlessly from pretty-boy European to white-trash Tennesseean and if you told me his name was Roy-Bob Hogan I would not doubt you •
Clippers/Magic is a game that should be watched by nobody and I refuse to go back • It is imagined by me that Lamar Odom writes exclusively in the passive voice • Chris Quinn looks young enough to be Travis Diener’s son • The Hornets without Chris Paul are wholly uninteresting • The Rockets wanna bring the 80s back; that’s okay with Marc Gasol, that’s where they made him at • The Mystery of Why Shane Battier Shaves His Head should have been the last Indiana Jones movie • LeBron sure does look like he’s trying for 62 points tonight • I feel really bad for Caron Butler • Mike Miller has seriously been rocking this haircut for like three years and presumably still takes himself seriously • Al Jefferson’s ugliness is also feloniously unheralded • NBA TV is now advertising a product called ProCaulk, which somehow has a marketing campaign that Stan Van Gundy is uninvolved with •
The fact that LeBron has 34 points with eight minutes left in the 3rd quarter combined with the Knicks keeping it close may hurt the variety in this thing for a while • JO just publicly embarrassed Josh Powell on back-to-back possessions to register his 7th and 8th blocks of the game • LeBron is quite possibly en route to a 50 point/triple-double performance • Jose Barrea has to be the star of some reality-style, Rudy-like, inspirational movie that I don’t know about • Al Harrington, now in an ideal system for his many talents, is playing the best ball of his career • Danilo Galinari is going to be a border-line All-Star someday • Mo Williams having 100% confidence that LeBron trusts him may be more important than the fact that LeBron trusts him • Kobe in the final minute of a game is a William Carlos Williams poem •
Tracy McGrady appears to be pretty healthy • LeBron’s 50-point triple-double is very imminent • Okay, he got it in impressive fashion and, 30 minutes later, I’m back to League Passing • Melo makes grown man moves when it comes time to win games • Rudy Fernandez has a pretty jumper • I’ve tried to tell people about Brandon Bass but no one listens even though he remains brolic • It is infinitely depressing to watch the new incarnation of Suns/Warriors • And I cannot and will not do it any longer •
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