Kevin McHale Sickens Trevor Ariza

by Jared Wade on February 4, 2009 at 12:30 pm · 0 comments

The man we affectionately call Switchblade is not fond of Celtics. (via Ball Don’t Lie)

He hates the Celtics. You know Vujacic does, but Ariza really does and always has. He even hates the Red Sox and the Patriots. Ariza, 23, and Pierce, 31, are both Inglewood cats who grew up near The Forum and loving the Lakers, and whereas Pierce has made a nice life for himself in Boston, Ariza would rather break his foot all the way through than ever be a Celtic.

And more than just hating Boston, Ariza especially hates Kevin McHale.

Ariza really has a thing for Boston, to the point that he joked he was getting post-concussion headaches again from talking about what I caught him doing before the game in Minnesota.

Ariza had a white No. 32 Celtics jersey and a Sharpie marker in his Lakers locker, and he had gotten Kevin McHale’s autograph on it.

What the …?

No way did Ariza want it for himself. He was just too good [of] a friend to say no to the request for a favor. He was, in fact, too sickened by the whole process to do it himself, so he asked a Target Center locker-room attendant to go get the signature from the guy far more famous for being a Celtics legend than the Timberwolves’ coach.

“I’m ashamed,” Ariza said. “I am. I’m ashamed.

Ironically, Boston-hater Trevor Ariza can likely consider Celtic patriarch Kevin Garnett a compatriot in the “Sickened by the Mere Idea of Kevin McHale Club.”

Latrell Sprewell is not only a member; he’s the player president.

Kevin teaches Kevin how to do the Harlem Shake.

Kevin teaches Kevin how to do the Harlem Shake.

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