As I reckon most of you already know, this year’s Sprite Sprite Dunk contest will feature defending champ Dwight Howard, former champ Nate Robinson, Rudy Gay and one of either Joe Alexander, Russell Westbrook or Rudy Fernandez, depending upon which of those three wins the fan vote-off.
And while the Both Teamsters Union is officially endorsing the same candidate as we are for the actual All Star Game itself — a write-in vote for All-Starbury — our penchant for nontransparent, democratic elections compels us to at least share with you the campaign ads of the three conventional contenders. (You can vote here.)
Here’s Flying Buck Dunk Master Joe Alexander’s ad, wherein he headbutts the rim:
Here’s singer/songwriter Rudy Fernandez with his smash hit “Vota Me, Por Favor”:
And here’s Russell Westbrook being, ya know, entirely uninteresting:
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