Rondo + Ronco = 22-2

by Jared Wade on December 15, 2008 at 12:59 pm · 1 comment

The fact that Paul Pierce lost a bunch of weight this summer has already been beaten to death — as those in Boston are wont to do. Regardless, it really does say a lot about a team’s desire to repeat when its two clear-cut leaders spend the months after winning a title not celebrating, but (1) shedding pounds, and (2) mainlining crystal meth.

So how did Pierce do it?

“I got a rotisserie, so you can pretty much throw anything in that and just sit it and forget it,” Paul Pierce said.

The Ronco Showtime Rotisserie grill slogan is actually “Set It and Forget It” and I’m going to assume it was the sloppy reporter that got it wrong, not Paul. Aint no way a dude named The Truth would screw up something that so vitally important.

Yup. That's TWO cornish game hens.

Yup. That's TWO cornish game hens.

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1 IVSPORT 12.16.08 at 3:46 pm

The Paul Pierce IPO was finally released on the new website http://www.oneseason.com. Now Pierce is trading alongside other major sports stars on the virtual jock stock market, where you can earn real money based on your skilled trading.

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