Cubes Doesn’t Like Your Haircut

by Jared Wade on December 14, 2008 at 12:15 pm · 0 comments

(Un)official Both Teams Played Hard spokesman Mark Cuban is now branching out beyond simple branding endeavors for this here website and is trying to bestow his ad wizard wisdom to players throughout the League.

And what was the main piece of advice offered by this known fashionista?

To become a successful brand you have to do any number of thousands of different things to reach a level that leads to marketing and off court/field success.

On the flipside, all it takes is one mistake to bring it all crashing down. I have noticed a trend that is creeping through the NBA that truly disturbs me. It disturbs me because its the equivalent of burning 100 dollar bills. That is how debilitating to any hopes a player may have of making money through endorsements.

In the spirit of partnership as an NBA owner, I am asking the commissioner to extend the dress code to exclude the…

The Dreaded FroHawk

Friends don’t let friends wear the FroHawk. If you are a soon to be pro athlete and are considering hiring an agent. Just do the “FroHa Search”. If they have any clients with Fro Hawks, pick a different agent

The opinions expressed in this post are those of their author, Mark Cuban, owner of the Dallas Mavericks, and do not necessarily reflect the views of Both Teams Played Hard.

And in fact, you’re sort of dead to me for even suggesting such lunacy. Much like leprechaun lawyers, cotton candy trampolines and pinatas full of Salma Hayek, frohawks are what dreams are made of.

If you're scoring at home, frohawks are out, but airbrushed tees tucked into your jeans, cowboy hats and friendship bracelets are a-okay.

If you're scoring at home, frohawks are out, but airbrushed tees tucked into your jeans, cowboy hats and friendship bracelets are a-okay.

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