The Wizards cannot be serious with a guard rotation of Dee Brown, Nick Young, DeShawn Yayo, Antonio Daniels and Juan Dixon • Caron Butler must be crying himself to sleep every night • Sheed just got a tech…you know what that means • Kevin McHale got booed during starting lineups • Richard Hamilton’s is to the midrange as Miles is to the trumpet • Randy Wittman may have actually been the problem — these TWolves are a little frisky tonight • I was totally not serious about Randy Wittman • The fact that I was watching those two other games and not realizing Cavs/Raps was on really bothers me • Chris Bosh hitting nothing but glass from a straightaway three was the first play I saw • Mo Williams was a great pickup and, yes, I plan to write that every time I do one of these • Minnesota’s court is either horrible or fantastic — I cannot decide • Kevin Love needs a nickname and, until something better comes along, I’m calling him Klove, which is pronounced like clove •
Delonte West in cornrows is a horrible, horrible idea • Joey Graham is either the Jason or Jarron Collins of that family — can’t remember which • Andray Blatche just stole Sheed’s lunch money on a dunk • Rasheed Wallace replied with an impossible, fadaway baseline jumper that dropped in from about 30 feet in the air • Despite the fact that he sounds like a functional retard when he talks, I love me some Nick Young • Klove should not dribble the basketball • Al Jefferson is really, really ugly, but that fact did not prevent him from swatting the shit out of back-to-back Deron Williams lay-up attempts • Rick Carlisle just said about Jose Barea “We’re becoming too reliant on him. We can’t just give him the ball and expect him to do everything.” This seriously happened • Mehmet Okur making an All Star game is going to perplex future generations of NBA fans • Ed Tapscott resembles the blind governor of New York • Richard Hamilton makes love to 16-footers • Gregg Popovich wearing a salmon shirt and rocking a beard is where amazing happens •
The Detroit Pistons are not good and I have no explanation • Andrew Bogut should start a pet store called I Got Worms • Raja Bell is taken for granted • Quentin Richardson just jumped out the goddman building on an alley-oop in Larry Hughes’ grill • Jason Kidd may be overpaid, but he is not the problem in Dallas • Tony Parker is most definitely not the problem in San Antone • Ron Artest sticking off-balance treys spells trouble for the Hawks • The Rockers play-by-play guy just said “Artest has not been very Artestic so far this year” and I think it was an old man joke based on the word “artistic” • Charlie Villanueva drilled a fadeaway trey to end the first quater • Dirk Nowitzki has more arc on his shot than anyone I’ve ever seen play who wasn’t first-and-foremost a soccer player • No matter rain, sleet, snow or hail, David Lee gets boards • The Hawks just took the lead on Houston via a 17-5 run to open the Second Half • I gotta sleep • Sorry, this was horrible •
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