Chief Lightning First Step

The Pistons put together this Halloween-themed video to promote their opening night festivities. And in it, Rodney Stuckey is giving would-be trick-or-treaters a Detroit pennant while rocking a glorious costume consisting of his jersey, a Native American headdress, an over-sized pair of 80s carnival glasses and a chain with a dollar sign.

Just like that, my what-to-wear-this-weekend crisis has been solved.

He needed a nickname anyway.
Stuckey needed a nickname anyway.