True Romance

by Jared Wade on October 8, 2008 at 1:42 pm

So apparently, this woman is truly, madly, deeply in love with Luke Walton and has been stalking him for a long time. (via Basketbawful via Deadspin) “He must have thought it was white boy day. It ain’t white boy day, is it?”

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Here’s Luke’s take:

“It’s bananas. I’ll be going to sleep at night and just randomly look out the window. Just to check. Just because. She has been out there at 12:30, 1:30 in the morning. She would park outside my house for hours and hours. I would drive out, and I would see her peeking through. It would suck, because I know I’m leaving my home, and I know she’s still there. What am I supposed to do? Is she planning on breaking in? Am I going to come home one day and she’s sleeping in my bed? Is she going to steal my dog.”

Luke’s take part deux:

“She told me that we belong together. And then she started flipping out about all sorts of stuff. She said she wanted to move to San Diego, but people wouldn’t let her. I was like, ‘What people?’ She’s like, ‘The people! The people in the universe! They won’t let me move, because they say you and I are supposed to be together.’ I was like, ‘Oh, wow. She’s crazy.’”

Honestly, though, can you even blame her?

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