Yeah, Cubes

Apologies for the lack of activity around Both Teams Played Hard of late. As you can see, I’ve been pretty busy ironing out the details in the contract for our site’s newest pitchman, Mark Cuban.

Owner Mark Cuban said the Mavericks dealt with Howard’s flag football episode after it happened in July.

“We will be going through some advanced communication-skill sessions together this training camp,” Cuban said Tuesday. “I have explained to him that cellphone cameras are not your friend and that what you think you said on camera is never what people will hear when it shows up on YouTube or TV. There is only one universal response that works: ‘Both teams played hard.’”

We’re very happy to welcome aboard the current Mavs owner, Dancing with the Stars graduate and fashion aficionado. “It’s actually a pretty shitty website that’s updated with baffling infrequency,” said the Yahoo!-created billionaire. “But in the end, the offer was just too good to refuse.”

The terms of the deal have not been released but when asked for comment, Cuban replied “Straight cash, homie.”

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