Comments on: The NBA Draft: Live from New York

By: News » about : how tall is chris brown

News » about : how tall is chris brown — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 07:11:34 +0000

So the biggest question starting off…is a Preseason Poll how you think the teams will finish or is it who is the most talented? No one knows, honestly. Is it which team will cruise on their schedule or which team would cruise on any schedule? I’d say there’s no rhyme or reason to the poll, or anyone’s poll for that matter. It should make enough sense that I don’t look like an idiot and cause enough controversy to warrant 100 message board posts.

By: Barker

Barker — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 17:03:14 +0000

Hopefully Jermaine can bring something to the Raptors this season. That’s assuming he stays healthy, doesn’t get in any fights and gives up his dreams of becoming a rap superstar.

Very informative, Wade, your sports nerdyness is showing.

By: Lt. Slothrop

Lt. Slothrop — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 16:37:56 +0000

I finally figured out what V. is. At the 2004 NBA Draft our Chums of Chance and Jay saw Luol Deng and got such a raging diamond-cutter (trademarked term since 1996) that he cut a “v” mushroom-tattoo-stylie right into the table at Madison Square Garden. The table eventually made its way into the depths of the NYC subway system.

Boner jokes and a jab at Thomas Pynchon, the Mayans were right, we haven’t got much time left.

Keep up the good work Siberian Special Forces, the Negress’ thirst for lukewarm blood returns soon.

By: Eric

Eric — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 01:12:51 +0000

Sacremento is horrible. Jason Thompson? He wasn’t even there lol.

By: Ryan Sarda

Ryan Sarda — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 23:01:24 +0000

Dude, what the hell? Michael Jordan is making Isaiah Thomas look like a saint. A French guy who averaged 5 points and 5 boards per game? Last I checked they had a guy like that named Primoz Brezec.

I could see it now.

Larry Brown and MJ sitting in the board room discussing who they are going to take.

Michael Jordan: What the hell are we doing here, Larry? We gotta make a pick!

Larry Brown: Oh yeah, and pick who? Who are we gonna pick?

Michael Jordan: I’ll tell you who. A guy from someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I’m talking about a little guy named Allleeeexxxxiiiiiiii.

Larry Brown: Oh, I don’t know, Lloyd. The French are assholes.

By: donte green

donte green — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 03:03:01 +0000

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